Well.. I... I…. am totally unprepared for this, jeez, I've never won anything but here goes, I'd like to thank my Job for long hours, no hiatus, and fear of taking a vacation. Lets see, there's watching lots of TV, sitting in traffic and ooh of course wasting time, couldn't forget you old buddy. Some said it couldn't be done. I did it the previous year and wasn't even nominated, but now I have this trophy and I'm living proof ! So get out there and get yours it can be done.
I know your rooting for me to win this award again next year. I'll try not to screw it up.